I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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