Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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