Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
third nipple confirmed
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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