It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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