You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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