its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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