Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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