I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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