Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
did you just send me my own nude
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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