My room smells like vodka and shame
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize