p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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