Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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