Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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