i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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