Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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