I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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