Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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