The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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