By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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