I CAN MOONWALK!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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