He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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