You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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