is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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