3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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