my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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