Did you just see the Batmobile???
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
