): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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