normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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