My nipple is on Facebook.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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