I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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