also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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