Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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