he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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