that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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