she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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