Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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