Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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