oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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