i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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