HIV tests are more positive than that guy
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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