speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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