Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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i came on her dog
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i out mim tonsoeep
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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