Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
