She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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