did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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