So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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