Whod you bang
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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