fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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