on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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