haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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