i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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