so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
