Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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