somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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